Dogs are like potato chips, you can't have just one.

Everything will be okay.

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

If swearing burned calories I'd weigh like 8 pounds.

Little boys should never be sent to bed they always wake up a day older.

Be a goldfish.

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices

Live life in color.

4:00 wallow in self pity, 4:30 star into abyss, 5:00 solve world hunger (tell no one), 5:30 jazzercise, 6:30 dinner with me (I can't cancel that again).

The only way to get what you want in this work is through hard work.

Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.

I'm a succa for you.

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

I like you a waffle lot

I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry

I think things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.

Sending you love

It's funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that makes you cry knowing that they're now gone.

Prove them wrong.

Home is where the coffee is

Comparison destroys personality.

Gonna go lay under the tree to remind my family that I am a gift.

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.

Some days all you need is plant therapy.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out I'll drink the red.

If you combine wine & dinner, you get winner.

Deck the halls and not your family. Fa la la la la.

You’re just my type

I work hard so my cat can have nice things.

Tell your dog I said hi.

You're too focused on where you've been to pay attention to where you're going.

The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.

All I'm saying is you rarely see a person crying and eating a Christmas cookie at the same time.

You’re my jam!

Alright spring, do your thing.

Just create

Led by the Word, not the world.

I'm not having a glass of wine. I am having six. It's called "tasting" and it's classy.

If you binge eat Christmas cookies while you binge watch Christmas movies, they cancel each other out. It's science.

As the man once said the harder you work the luckier you get.

Hot cocoa

My favorite winter activity is going back inside where it is warm.

Bloom where you are planted.

You have a right to be exactly who you are.

Bloom with grace.

I lava you

Joy to the world

Trust the seeds you are planting.

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

Sometimes I wish life came with an owners manual

There aren't enough rap songs about staying home on a friday night and saving money

There's a 100% chance I'd rather be home with my dog.

Uteruses before duderuses

Fa la freaking la.

Holly jolly

All is bright

Let me remind you how lucky you are to have me (and vice versa).

I didn't know I had OCD until I watched my kids hang ornaments on the tree. JK, I've always known.

My favorite color is rainbow.

There is no courage without fear.

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of the all.

"It's just a dog." First of all, that's my child.

Family is the greatest Christmas gift.

I'm not sure how many plants it takes to be happy, but so far it's not fifty seven.

Oh come let us adore him.

It takes a village and a vineyard.

Self care is not selfish

You are so sweet

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle

You are above average.

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.

Girls just wanna have ferns

Be curious, no judgemental.

Wine time.

Not everything that weighs you down is yours to carry.

Hello spring

Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.

I would climb a moderately sized mountain for you.

Ho Ho Holy Shit what a year.

I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really hate you.

Acceptance of yourself is far more important than acceptance from others

There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.

May the magic of Christmas warm your heart.

Rainbows apologize for angry skies.

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

It's okay to not be okay

I can't talk right now. I'm doing dog mom shit.

Plant good thoughts.

My jeans keep telling me no more Christmas cookies while my leggings are like we got you boo.

The Grinch never hated Christmas, he hated people, which is fair.

In a sky full of clouds, be a rainbow.

Gonna go lay under the tree to remind my family that I am a gift.

Just a little reminder that you are loved.

Boy, I love meeting people's mom. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.

Coffee now, wine later.

Grow through what you go through.

Baby it's cold outside

A good mentor hopes you will move on... a great mentor knows you will move on.

Wine not?

You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down.